Haha. There's a crazy stalker on facebook that's being very amusing. He claims to be in love with me and is crazy about me. He also wants me to be his girlfriend. I find this extremely amusing. This isn't the first time guys have sent me messages on Facebook to befriend me or tell me shit about themselves but this is by far the most persistent man ever.
Let's go through his Facebook messages to me.
1) No one calls me Vi unless he's really close to me. And no, you must be crazy... I have a boyfriend in my display picture already. Why the hell would I want to be your girlfriend??? Besides, I won't date someone who lacks a face.
2) How someone can go crazy about you without ever seeing you in real life is completely beyond me. If my previous rejection of you wasn't made clear enough, this should be clearer. I. Have. A. Fucking. Boyfriend. I don't need you. Kthxbye.
3) Some idiots just never give up do they? By this time, I've lost all interest to reply him already. What they hell is a closed friend? And what ideas? Sexual ideas is it???
4) Erm. No. I don't see how crazy you are about me because I don't even know you. And what I can see is that you are a crazy obsessive weird stalker.
2) How someone can go crazy about you without ever seeing you in real life is completely beyond me. If my previous rejection of you wasn't made clear enough, this should be clearer. I. Have. A. Fucking. Boyfriend. I don't need you. Kthxbye. 
3) Some idiots just never give up do they? By this time, I've lost all interest to reply him already. What they hell is a closed friend? And what ideas? Sexual ideas is it??? 
4) Erm. No. I don't see how crazy you are about me because I don't even know you. And what I can see is that you are a crazy obsessive weird stalker. Now you know what I mean about crazy stalker?
Toodles.
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