Pre-Valentine's Day Post

Hi Darling, I now know you read this so this post is directly addressed to you. ;)

And this post is going to be about why I love you.

So...

I love you because...

hi, you are being introduced to the most annoying guy on Earth.

1) You are the most annoying person on Earth. I don't know if it's possible to have someone more annoying than you but I don't think so... Therefore you have to be the most irritating one.

Although you are the most annoying person on Earth, you still make me love you. I think that's a bit worrying because it makes me sound a bit like a masochist. ): But I still love you.

this makes me look like an evil gf. :x

2) You never once flare up at me although I know you read the most hurtful words I write about you on my livejournal. ): I know they are really hurtful and full of spite and hate. I am sorry I wrote them in fits of anger.

You shouldn't read them anymore. It's not very good for your mental health on the long term I think.

Introducing FORKMAN - He holds up Uilvian's World with a fork. :/

3) You are my superhero. You are the only person who's able to hold everything up for me again when I am upset and feel like the whole world is going against me. You are the only person who will be willing to do that no matter what happens.

You are the most idiotic superhero ever though. Hhehe. I love you.

crazy couple alert

4) You do the stupidest things with me just to make me laugh. I love you because you're always able to make me laugh. I like your funny faces, your annoying jokes, your irritating sarcasm and your SUPER annoying brainteasers.

I like that you are always capable of making me laugh... :D

5) I just love you. It's hard to describe this love because it's so special and new to me. (although we are almost 4.5 years old) All I can say is that if we ever broke up, be rest assured that I will never be able to love someone the same way anymore.

I will only be able to love someone so unconditionally once in my lifetime.

You.

Are.

My.

Once.

In.

A.

Life Time.

Toodles.