Top 5 Most Awkward Situations:

1. Being stuck in the lift with acquaintances.

They are acquaintances. This means you know them but you don't know them well. This also means that you'll have to make small talk with them. And I hate small talks. Small talks are so... Awkward.

2. Being stuck in the lift with people you don't like.

You already don't like them. They likely hate you too. But because you are stuck in the same lift, you will likely have to make small talk with them as well. It will be the worst small talk on earth because you already hate them. The hate is mutual. However, it is either ignoring each other (which is just as bad or even worse) or simply making that awkward small talk.

3. Going on board a bus only to see an acquaintance/people you don't like.

This has happened to me too many times. I hate it. I hate feeling obliged to talk to people I generally don't really want to associate myself with. It's a terrible feeling. It spoils my entire day because I'll be forced to say superficial things I don't really mean.

Like "Oh it's raining, it's going to be a beautiful day" when I really mean "Oh it's raining, you know why it's raining? It's raining because you are here and you are annoying the fuck out of me."

and

"Have a nice day!" when I really mean "You are going to have a nice day because you just gave me a terrible day"

Haha. Don't be offended seeing this. You might not be who I am talking about. But if you do have a strong guilty conscience nagging at your heart, it might just be you.

4. Seeing people you used to be close to, and waving to them... Only to have them ignore you.

Well, you know what. Fuck you. ): Why do you have to be so mean anyway? Whenever this happens, I will just make sure it looks like an attempt to scratch my head. Hahahahaha. After awhile, I stopped waving to people I used to know. Let them wave to me. And if they've ignored me before, guess what? I am just going to ignore them right back! Karma right back in your face you mean person!!

5. Being stuck in the lift alone with strangers talking to each other.

You're in the lift alone. A couple comes in. They start talking amongst themselves. They start groping each other even. You are left alone, defenseless. You don't even know if they realize you are here. They might have sex in the lift for all you know. Ahhh. I might have exaggerated that a little. But yes, I HATE being stuck in the lift alone with strangers talking to each other. It is so awkward because you just don't know where to place yourself. Certain days, I just want to butt into their conversations and answer their annoying questions to each other.

As you can see, most of the awkward situations occur in the lift. I hate the lift. I like to take the stairs whenever I can because I think the lift is one of the most awkward locations ever. I only like taking the lift with people I know and love.

Call me weird, I don't care. Is anyone with me on this one?

Toodles.